Open Post: Hosted By Micaela Schäfer Making Out With A Robot

I was all ready to send a “Get Well Soon” card and a bouquet of daisies over to Michael K, but then I saw these pictures of Germany’s own delicate edelweiss blossom Micaela Schäfer attempting to tongue a dollar tree Transformer, and decided it would be redundant to send him two types of flowers, so […]